ITEM: THE TABERNACLE OF HEDONISM WILL BE CONDUCTING A RARE EXORCISM OF RICHARD SPENCER, TO REMOVE THE DEMON ALIEN FROM HIS BODY AND TO TURN HIS STUPIDITY AND EVIL INTO LOVE AND REDEMPTION THROUGH THE POWER OF THE GODDESS, JAMBA - THE GREAT DUMPSTER MOTHER.
DETAILS: The Tabernacle of Hedonism, Gainesville Florida's most non-denominational Church, will be conducting a rare exorcism. The Reverend Angeldust (Official Head of the Church) and Tom Miller (Reverend Deacon and Host) have requested that Fodder O'Brien (Resident Tabernacle Exorcist) be summoned to perform rites to cleanse the Alien Motherhood out of Richard Spencer's heart, for he has obviously been possessed by darkness and evil Nazi stupid-goop.
As you know, Fodder O'Brien performed an exorcism of the alien-possessed pastor, Terry Jones, which was so powerful and successful, he closed up shop at the racist Dove Outreach Church and moved from Gainesville to Tampa (Hell on Earth - sulfur in the water supply) where he may still be selling French Fries.
The ritual rites will be conducted Monday during regular services: 10:30 pm, October 16th, and we recommend this activity as an alternative to attending the Spencer Nazi Hate Rally which Spencer plans on the 18th at the Phillips Center. If the ritual is successful, the speech will likely be cancelled, for Jamba the Great Dumpster Goddess is all powerful. Hopefully, at the end of the ritual, Spencer will also be cast headfirst into the Holy Dumpster to be cleansed of his evil in the glory of the Goddess's merciful garbage juice.
We hope you will add this to your calendar of events, and if you would like more information, please contact the Tabernacle of Hedonism. We hope you will enlighten the public that there is a great alternative to hate, racism, and evil: ART, MUSIC, JAMBA, HEMPNESS ALMIGHTY, and LOVE.
WHAT: Exorcism of Richard Spencer
WHERE: Maude's Side Car - 71-99 SE 2 Pl, Gainesville, FL 32601 Downtown
WHEN: October 16th - MONDAY 10:30PM
THERE IS NEVER A COVER CHARGE. ALL ARE WELCOME REGARDLESS OF RELIGION, RACE, CREED, COLOR, SEXUAL & GENDER ORIENTATION, AND SOCIOECONOMIC STATUS
TOM MILLER - HOST, REVEREND DEACON
FODDER O'BRIEN - RESIDENT EXORCIST FOR THE TABERNACLE
THE REVEREND ANGELDUST