The Reverend Angeldust's Tabernacle of Hedonism with your Host, Tom Miller
Avocado Communion Night. We, the Tabernacle of Hedonism, ask of our parishioners a modest donation to purchase a shit-ton of HAAS Avocados so that we can have Avocado Communion for Monday night's The Reverend Angeldust's Tabernacle of Hedonism with your Host, Tom Miller. We want enough Avocados to make sure we have enough Avocado seeds to plant in the OFFICIAL DUMPSTER of the TABERNACLE!
FOR THIS EVENING'S SERVICE, EXPECT TO BE CLEANSED, ENTERTAINED, AND FILLED WITH THE POWER OF JAMBA! IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU WISH TO GET RID OF THAT OTHERS CAN SCARF FROM THE HOLY DUMPSTER, PLEASE BRING IT IN A DUMPSTER BAG AND YOU MAY SACRIFICE IT IN OUR HOLY DUMPSTER RITUAL. (NO PEOPLE IN YOUR DUMPSTER BAG, PLEASE).
FOR THIS EVENING'S SERVICE, EXPECT TO BE CLEANSED, ENTERTAINED, AND FILLED WITH THE POWER OF JAMBA! IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU WISH TO GET RID OF THAT OTHERS CAN SCARF FROM THE HOLY DUMPSTER, PLEASE BRING IT IN A DUMPSTER BAG AND YOU MAY SACRIFICE IT IN OUR HOLY DUMPSTER RITUAL. (NO PEOPLE IN YOUR DUMPSTER BAG, PLEASE).