_ Thursday, 11/19/2009
1:11pm
1 Nat Sherman ‘Hint’ - In mouth, burning.
1 Glass Red Wine
Project r has asked me to include Wacky Macky’s blog, from its inception out of the Bush administration, into the Obama administration, and onward to Wacky Macky’s tragic demise.
Write what he wrote, exactly the way it happened, says Project r. This writing must be the truth.
THE UNEDITED UNABRIDGED UNCENSORED COMPLETE BLOG
OF WACKY MACKY
TITLE: WACKY MACKY TELLS THE TRUTH, ASSHOLE!
Thursday, July 24, 2008
HEY ASSHOLE!
This here is Wacky Macky.
In my America, there’s right and wrong.
If you ain’t right, you’re wrong.
Get off my land!
I’ll tell the truth and if you don’t like it, you can go eat a fart, Commie!
I’ll get my beer and tell it like it is.
Strap on yer 3-way safety belt.
It’s gonna be a bumpy ride.
10:23am
WACKY MACKY PROFILE
Age: 55
Gender: Male
Astrological Sign: Aries
Zodiac Year: Horse
Industry: Military
Occupation: Asshole
Location: Interlachen, Florida - United States of America
ABOUT ME:
Hey asshole, the less you know about me, the better. What the hell?
INTERESTS:
Hey asshole, I’m telling the truth.
FAVORITE MOVIES:
Hey asshole, I don’t go to no damn Hollyweird movies.
FAVORITE MUSIC:
Hey asshole, any country music. All the rest is for fags.
FAVORITE BOOKS:
Hey asshole, read the bumps on my asshole, asshole.
13:25pm
Monday, August 4, 2008
HEY ASSHOLE, I’M VOTING FOR MCCAIN
Hey asshole!
We need a military man who knows how to get shot down. We need a military leader who can sing, “Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb-Bomb Iran.” We need a man running this country who got some years on him. Somebody weird looking. Somebody who will look our for us, like President Bush has. Hey asshole! I’m proud to be an Ameri-Cain. That other fellow ain’t no Jesus, not to me. Everyone knows Jesus was white and got purty blond hair.
1:06pm
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
CHINESE OLYMPICS
Hey asshole!
I been hearing about pollution in China, and our boys over there are wearing masks. So the Chinese are saying, “That ain’t pollution, that’s mist, evaporating.” I call, BULLSHIT! I think it’s Chinese smog, just like it looks like it is. They got spies over there picking up info from our cell phones and computers. They got Asian hookers trying to
get our athletes into bed to get their information. What are they gonna say? “Sure, lady. I’ll tell you everything about the Pentagon?” They don’t know that shit. Nobody does. Maybe he’ll say to her, “I’ll give you some steroids if you’ll give me some octopus.” They eat bird nests in soup over there. Should have had the Olympics in America, where they came from. I ain’t watching. Fuck ‘em where they breed. I got me some beer news, by the way. Schlitz is coming back. Whoopee freakin’ doo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
p.s. Where can I get me one of them Chinese hookers online?
10:28am
Friday, August 8, 2008
HEY ASSHOLE! TOILETS ARE FOR MEN AND WOMEN.
Hey asshole!
In Gainesville, Florida, that liberal pit of dumbass kids, they put a law in there so that chicks with dicks and men with tits have to get in the bathroom. Now, a bunch of real American Christians are starting a drive to get that law outta there. Why? Because they say men are gonna go in there and molest our women and children. And when they get done with that, the cops aren’t gonna be able to do anything about it because if they feel like a woman, they can go in there. Especially if it’s a man with a set of boobs.
Now I don’t want to sound like an asshole, but here’s my take on it. I just don’t want to go into the men’s room and have to see a woman pissing on the urinal with her dick. And I don’t want no woman to have to go into the ladies room with a lady with a beard in there. Purty simple, really.
God makes a few mistakes, that’s purty clear. But should I have to pay for that? As for molesting children, kids shouldn’t be in the adult bathroom anyway. They should be home making poop in a plastic training toilet. These little fellas miss sometimes, and I don’t want to sit in some kid’s shit. Got me?
So sign that petition to get that goofy law out of there and let’s make sure that in MY America, we don’t let the mistakes of God get in the way of liberty for people of the right kind.
10:01am
Saturday, August 16, 2008
HEY ASSHOLE! SPICS GOT NO RIGHT TO MAKE FUN OF JAPS!
Hey asshole!
I just seen this picture over the Internets where these Olympic Spanish men athletes and their women sperm banks are pullin their eyes slanted with their fingers to make fun of the Japs over there. I never seen something so dumb as in all my life.
Hey asshole! If you’re a Spic, how you gonna make fun of a Chinese Jap like that? You people can’t even speak-de-English!
You’re lucky I got Polacks in my family tree, which is what makes it justified what I’m trying to tell you here. Bottom line: Learn English right and stop trying to make Chinese Jap eyes when you ain’t earned the right.
Good God, the President’s gonna be black, and the only reason I can rightly make fun of him is because I earned it being a stupid Polack. But make no mistake, asshole. Watch yer daughters. I’m getting drunk and eating some pills I found in my old pants.
6:02pm
Thursday, August 21, 2009
HEY ASSHOLE! I’M THE ONLY WACKY MACKY THAT MATTERS!
Hey asshole!
I get on the Google to find my blog because I get too drunk to remember where I put my words at, and all these other assholes pop up on my search instead of me.
So I’m thinking they all stole my name and they’re trying to BE me, but they don’t know who they’re messing with! I fought in the WAR! I’ll pound some ass if I hear any other Wacky Macky thinks he’s better than me.
I got me a lawyer better than Judge Judy that’ll go to bat for me, and bat some heads in of them imitating bastards. You better believe it, Jack Stump!
Hey asshole, you’re on notice, the lot of you, that I’m suing every Wacky Macky I can find until I’m the original like I say I am. Because Wacky Macky Tells the Truth, asshole! Says so right at the top of the blog.
Tell ‘em I’m coming, and I’m bringing Hell with me!
I got a real Skunk Ape, not no fake, in my freezer and I ain’t telling nobody about it because I’m eating it all summer. Fuck a Skunk Ape. Who needs ‘em? I eat the tongue. I EAT THE TONGUE RIGH TOUTTA’ THA MOUTH!
EEEEEEEEWHOOOOO!!!!!!!
11:32am
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
HEY ASSHOLE! STOP YER YAMMERING!
Hey asshole!
I had to drink a whole bottle of Wild Turkey just to get through the Democraptic convention without throwing up my liver. Not my pickled liver, mind you. I’m talking about the liver I ate from the raccoon I shot with my car by driving over it. Tasted like trash going down, but you are what you eat.
Which brings me to my point. There’s Billary Clinton up there yammering away, and I’m just picturing Bubba Bill up there as his eyes get misty, ‘cause he’s thinking how good that blowjob was when he was shoving that cigar in the younger prettier girl with the dirty blue dress.
Now Billary don’t care ‘cause she’s part dyke-- but she’s OLD dyke. I mean her face is going Michael Jackson and she ain’t had no surgery that I read about in the Enquirer; the only paper printin’ the God’s honest word. And she’s saying Obama’s her man? Obama ain’t sucking no bubba stick.
Now McCain may have a big jaw on the one side that looks like he’s sucking on a big fat turd, but that girl in the blue dirty dress-- where’s her book at? She could have made a hundred dollars on that. Shit! No really... I shit myself. That’s what’s happening here.
And now the Wild Turkey’s making me crazy enough to eat more possum liver. Stupid dead thing got ran over by my car. That’s how I shot it.
Don’t fuck with me. I’ll get yer brain and fix it so it works MY way.
5:13pm
Sunday, August 31, 2008
HEY ASSHOLE! GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE!
Hey asshole!
You gotta be some kind of dumb to sit around your house watching Larry King when a category 5 storm is coming to wash out yer mouth for the second time in a row. The first time, you’re on the roof going, “Shoulda got my ass out when they told me to.”
Meantime, your dog sinks in the flood waters and your wife still won’t go down on you. What’s the matter with her anyway? Who’s running this operation? Aliens?
But I’m off track here. Must be my back medication, which I grow in the yard.
So now a storm is coming to New Orleans again, so you French dingleberries better sauce up your busses and run like hell. Otherwise, there’s gonna be a new soup in New Orleans and it won’t be Jambalaya. It’ll be people soup, and Louisiana gators love that shit.
Where’s my beer? Goddamn, I’m a stupid motherfucker sometimes. Oh, here it is right where I put it, between my legs. It’s air-conditioning for my balls.
So anyhoo, and you know... I don’t like French people who think they’re black anyhow. So let ‘em stay if they want, but they should probably get in the the fuck outta there.
I been reading about Liberals saying the hurlicane coming down there is God’s way of saying Republicans are gonna lose this one. Hey asshole! I got news for you. God set that one on the Demoncrats and JesusImposterObama. But God screwed it up and it ran a little early. Same way he screwed up with Giraffes. That’s the dumbest animal... what’s it good for? Just look at it. Ain’t no reasonable God gonna make a thing like that. It’s goofy.
I ain’t picking on God, I’m just saying he done some weird shit. Like, look at a Penguin. God dressed him up real good, but how’s he gonna fly to the party with them little wings? He’s too fat. Look how fat he is. I’m not going to get one. What’s the point of them?
Well, I’ve gone on a bit too long here, and so... ok, now what? Will you look at this shit? Some little girl is knocking on my door in a uniform and she’s got a box of cookies under her arm. I fell for this act once before. Those cookies tasted like shit with mint. I’m gonna go get my shotgun.
Catch you tomorrow, asshole.
9:28am
Sunday, September 7, 2008
HEY ASSHOLE! USE YER COMMON SENSE!
Hey asshole!
There’s a log of people here on Earth. Could be millions of ‘em. But I’m telling you assholes, you gotta use yer common sense. I’ve seen some ignorant shit. We’re gonna git it straight.
#1. Men going with men not only makes no sense, it’s illegal cause God said so. It’s right there in Exodus. Don’t eat no shellfish bottom-dwelling critters and don’t put your pecker in a man’s ass. I mean, Good God! That’s where you go to the bathroom from. I’m sticking to good old American pussy.
#2. Don’t elect assholes. We got to get John McCain and that hot mama, sand-dog Palin in that White House, quick. If Obama gets a hold of it, they’ll be playing rap music at all hours of the night, and while that’s happening, the Chinese Japs will come down here with them Arabian towel head people and bomb the Vietnam Memorial. You know what’ll happen if THAT happens? All out nukalar war every which-a-way. You think you’ve seen global warming? Wait till the Chinese Japs and Iran and Osama start lobbing nukalar bombs with the good ol’ US of A. We’re talking... sea will be ready to go fish soup, man! Are you outta yer fucking MIND, ASSHOLE?
#3. We gotta find the real Bigfoot and eat him. Eat them all. There’s no doubt about that one. If they start making Bigfoots out there in the woods, enough to where they come into our territory and try to get our milk, it’ll be too late. Nobody fucks with my milk! Those boys never should have faked they found a Bigfoot. It’s gonna make it harder to know the real one when he gets in there and takes yer milk. Them guys didn’t have no common sense.
#4. It’s time somebody finally came out and said it. If I have to be the only man in America to say it, so be it. Don’t scare me none. So here it is, right outta my mouth: Ronald Reagan knew what he was doing when he made AIDS.
#5. Check yer ass every morning. If it feels sore and it’s got its mouth open up a bit... Aliens! They was in there for sure. They’ve been doing us for a hundred years. They’re good at it. I don’t know what they need outta there, but by now, they sure got a lot of it.
#6. If you’re white and yer wearing yer pants so yer ass shows and yer trying to sing the rap while yer making fake-O gang signs in the air, and you come across my trailer doing that silly shit, I’m gonna have to shoot you. It’s okay if yer black. That’s what you folks do. But white kids got no business doing that. You ain’t earned the right. And you ain’t got no rhythm anyway. If yer black, go on with yer bad self. It don’t bother me none, just keep it off my lawn.
#7. I’m talking to you asshole birds now, that are pecking up my medicine patch out in the yard. Get your fucking beak outta my medicine patch. That there is fer ME! You hear me? I can’t stand birds when they get in my area and do bird shit.
#8. Hey asshole! Use yer common sense. President Bush was the best President this country ever had. You got no idea all the crazy shit goes on in the world. He knows better than you do, believe me. I know, cause the one thing you can never now about me is I was Ex-CIA. That’s something nobody’ll tell you. Not even me. That’s how top secret it is.
#9. I hate you, asshole. You are such an asshole. If you read the last 8 things I told you, maybe you’d start using yer common sense and you wouldn’t be an asshole. But nobody listens to people who know their shit. And that’s what I’m telling you: Ex-CIA. I’ll be in yer closet with a cancer syringe. You’ll never know it was me. God Damn! Spilt my beer into the keyboardddf..gaj;a;gjag
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11:42am
1:11pm
1 Nat Sherman ‘Hint’ - In mouth, burning.
1 Glass Red Wine
Project r has asked me to include Wacky Macky’s blog, from its inception out of the Bush administration, into the Obama administration, and onward to Wacky Macky’s tragic demise.
Write what he wrote, exactly the way it happened, says Project r. This writing must be the truth.
THE UNEDITED UNABRIDGED UNCENSORED COMPLETE BLOG
OF WACKY MACKY
TITLE: WACKY MACKY TELLS THE TRUTH, ASSHOLE!
Thursday, July 24, 2008
HEY ASSHOLE!
This here is Wacky Macky.
In my America, there’s right and wrong.
If you ain’t right, you’re wrong.
Get off my land!
I’ll tell the truth and if you don’t like it, you can go eat a fart, Commie!
I’ll get my beer and tell it like it is.
Strap on yer 3-way safety belt.
It’s gonna be a bumpy ride.
10:23am
WACKY MACKY PROFILE
Age: 55
Gender: Male
Astrological Sign: Aries
Zodiac Year: Horse
Industry: Military
Occupation: Asshole
Location: Interlachen, Florida - United States of America
ABOUT ME:
Hey asshole, the less you know about me, the better. What the hell?
INTERESTS:
Hey asshole, I’m telling the truth.
FAVORITE MOVIES:
Hey asshole, I don’t go to no damn Hollyweird movies.
FAVORITE MUSIC:
Hey asshole, any country music. All the rest is for fags.
FAVORITE BOOKS:
Hey asshole, read the bumps on my asshole, asshole.
13:25pm
Monday, August 4, 2008
HEY ASSHOLE, I’M VOTING FOR MCCAIN
Hey asshole!
We need a military man who knows how to get shot down. We need a military leader who can sing, “Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb-Bomb Iran.” We need a man running this country who got some years on him. Somebody weird looking. Somebody who will look our for us, like President Bush has. Hey asshole! I’m proud to be an Ameri-Cain. That other fellow ain’t no Jesus, not to me. Everyone knows Jesus was white and got purty blond hair.
1:06pm
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
CHINESE OLYMPICS
Hey asshole!
I been hearing about pollution in China, and our boys over there are wearing masks. So the Chinese are saying, “That ain’t pollution, that’s mist, evaporating.” I call, BULLSHIT! I think it’s Chinese smog, just like it looks like it is. They got spies over there picking up info from our cell phones and computers. They got Asian hookers trying to
get our athletes into bed to get their information. What are they gonna say? “Sure, lady. I’ll tell you everything about the Pentagon?” They don’t know that shit. Nobody does. Maybe he’ll say to her, “I’ll give you some steroids if you’ll give me some octopus.” They eat bird nests in soup over there. Should have had the Olympics in America, where they came from. I ain’t watching. Fuck ‘em where they breed. I got me some beer news, by the way. Schlitz is coming back. Whoopee freakin’ doo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
p.s. Where can I get me one of them Chinese hookers online?
10:28am
Friday, August 8, 2008
HEY ASSHOLE! TOILETS ARE FOR MEN AND WOMEN.
Hey asshole!
In Gainesville, Florida, that liberal pit of dumbass kids, they put a law in there so that chicks with dicks and men with tits have to get in the bathroom. Now, a bunch of real American Christians are starting a drive to get that law outta there. Why? Because they say men are gonna go in there and molest our women and children. And when they get done with that, the cops aren’t gonna be able to do anything about it because if they feel like a woman, they can go in there. Especially if it’s a man with a set of boobs.
Now I don’t want to sound like an asshole, but here’s my take on it. I just don’t want to go into the men’s room and have to see a woman pissing on the urinal with her dick. And I don’t want no woman to have to go into the ladies room with a lady with a beard in there. Purty simple, really.
God makes a few mistakes, that’s purty clear. But should I have to pay for that? As for molesting children, kids shouldn’t be in the adult bathroom anyway. They should be home making poop in a plastic training toilet. These little fellas miss sometimes, and I don’t want to sit in some kid’s shit. Got me?
So sign that petition to get that goofy law out of there and let’s make sure that in MY America, we don’t let the mistakes of God get in the way of liberty for people of the right kind.
10:01am
Saturday, August 16, 2008
HEY ASSHOLE! SPICS GOT NO RIGHT TO MAKE FUN OF JAPS!
Hey asshole!
I just seen this picture over the Internets where these Olympic Spanish men athletes and their women sperm banks are pullin their eyes slanted with their fingers to make fun of the Japs over there. I never seen something so dumb as in all my life.
Hey asshole! If you’re a Spic, how you gonna make fun of a Chinese Jap like that? You people can’t even speak-de-English!
You’re lucky I got Polacks in my family tree, which is what makes it justified what I’m trying to tell you here. Bottom line: Learn English right and stop trying to make Chinese Jap eyes when you ain’t earned the right.
Good God, the President’s gonna be black, and the only reason I can rightly make fun of him is because I earned it being a stupid Polack. But make no mistake, asshole. Watch yer daughters. I’m getting drunk and eating some pills I found in my old pants.
6:02pm
Thursday, August 21, 2009
HEY ASSHOLE! I’M THE ONLY WACKY MACKY THAT MATTERS!
Hey asshole!
I get on the Google to find my blog because I get too drunk to remember where I put my words at, and all these other assholes pop up on my search instead of me.
So I’m thinking they all stole my name and they’re trying to BE me, but they don’t know who they’re messing with! I fought in the WAR! I’ll pound some ass if I hear any other Wacky Macky thinks he’s better than me.
I got me a lawyer better than Judge Judy that’ll go to bat for me, and bat some heads in of them imitating bastards. You better believe it, Jack Stump!
Hey asshole, you’re on notice, the lot of you, that I’m suing every Wacky Macky I can find until I’m the original like I say I am. Because Wacky Macky Tells the Truth, asshole! Says so right at the top of the blog.
Tell ‘em I’m coming, and I’m bringing Hell with me!
I got a real Skunk Ape, not no fake, in my freezer and I ain’t telling nobody about it because I’m eating it all summer. Fuck a Skunk Ape. Who needs ‘em? I eat the tongue. I EAT THE TONGUE RIGH TOUTTA’ THA MOUTH!
EEEEEEEEWHOOOOO!!!!!!!
11:32am
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
HEY ASSHOLE! STOP YER YAMMERING!
Hey asshole!
I had to drink a whole bottle of Wild Turkey just to get through the Democraptic convention without throwing up my liver. Not my pickled liver, mind you. I’m talking about the liver I ate from the raccoon I shot with my car by driving over it. Tasted like trash going down, but you are what you eat.
Which brings me to my point. There’s Billary Clinton up there yammering away, and I’m just picturing Bubba Bill up there as his eyes get misty, ‘cause he’s thinking how good that blowjob was when he was shoving that cigar in the younger prettier girl with the dirty blue dress.
Now Billary don’t care ‘cause she’s part dyke-- but she’s OLD dyke. I mean her face is going Michael Jackson and she ain’t had no surgery that I read about in the Enquirer; the only paper printin’ the God’s honest word. And she’s saying Obama’s her man? Obama ain’t sucking no bubba stick.
Now McCain may have a big jaw on the one side that looks like he’s sucking on a big fat turd, but that girl in the blue dirty dress-- where’s her book at? She could have made a hundred dollars on that. Shit! No really... I shit myself. That’s what’s happening here.
And now the Wild Turkey’s making me crazy enough to eat more possum liver. Stupid dead thing got ran over by my car. That’s how I shot it.
Don’t fuck with me. I’ll get yer brain and fix it so it works MY way.
5:13pm
Sunday, August 31, 2008
HEY ASSHOLE! GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE!
Hey asshole!
You gotta be some kind of dumb to sit around your house watching Larry King when a category 5 storm is coming to wash out yer mouth for the second time in a row. The first time, you’re on the roof going, “Shoulda got my ass out when they told me to.”
Meantime, your dog sinks in the flood waters and your wife still won’t go down on you. What’s the matter with her anyway? Who’s running this operation? Aliens?
But I’m off track here. Must be my back medication, which I grow in the yard.
So now a storm is coming to New Orleans again, so you French dingleberries better sauce up your busses and run like hell. Otherwise, there’s gonna be a new soup in New Orleans and it won’t be Jambalaya. It’ll be people soup, and Louisiana gators love that shit.
Where’s my beer? Goddamn, I’m a stupid motherfucker sometimes. Oh, here it is right where I put it, between my legs. It’s air-conditioning for my balls.
So anyhoo, and you know... I don’t like French people who think they’re black anyhow. So let ‘em stay if they want, but they should probably get in the the fuck outta there.
I been reading about Liberals saying the hurlicane coming down there is God’s way of saying Republicans are gonna lose this one. Hey asshole! I got news for you. God set that one on the Demoncrats and JesusImposterObama. But God screwed it up and it ran a little early. Same way he screwed up with Giraffes. That’s the dumbest animal... what’s it good for? Just look at it. Ain’t no reasonable God gonna make a thing like that. It’s goofy.
I ain’t picking on God, I’m just saying he done some weird shit. Like, look at a Penguin. God dressed him up real good, but how’s he gonna fly to the party with them little wings? He’s too fat. Look how fat he is. I’m not going to get one. What’s the point of them?
Well, I’ve gone on a bit too long here, and so... ok, now what? Will you look at this shit? Some little girl is knocking on my door in a uniform and she’s got a box of cookies under her arm. I fell for this act once before. Those cookies tasted like shit with mint. I’m gonna go get my shotgun.
Catch you tomorrow, asshole.
9:28am
Sunday, September 7, 2008
HEY ASSHOLE! USE YER COMMON SENSE!
Hey asshole!
There’s a log of people here on Earth. Could be millions of ‘em. But I’m telling you assholes, you gotta use yer common sense. I’ve seen some ignorant shit. We’re gonna git it straight.
#1. Men going with men not only makes no sense, it’s illegal cause God said so. It’s right there in Exodus. Don’t eat no shellfish bottom-dwelling critters and don’t put your pecker in a man’s ass. I mean, Good God! That’s where you go to the bathroom from. I’m sticking to good old American pussy.
#2. Don’t elect assholes. We got to get John McCain and that hot mama, sand-dog Palin in that White House, quick. If Obama gets a hold of it, they’ll be playing rap music at all hours of the night, and while that’s happening, the Chinese Japs will come down here with them Arabian towel head people and bomb the Vietnam Memorial. You know what’ll happen if THAT happens? All out nukalar war every which-a-way. You think you’ve seen global warming? Wait till the Chinese Japs and Iran and Osama start lobbing nukalar bombs with the good ol’ US of A. We’re talking... sea will be ready to go fish soup, man! Are you outta yer fucking MIND, ASSHOLE?
#3. We gotta find the real Bigfoot and eat him. Eat them all. There’s no doubt about that one. If they start making Bigfoots out there in the woods, enough to where they come into our territory and try to get our milk, it’ll be too late. Nobody fucks with my milk! Those boys never should have faked they found a Bigfoot. It’s gonna make it harder to know the real one when he gets in there and takes yer milk. Them guys didn’t have no common sense.
#4. It’s time somebody finally came out and said it. If I have to be the only man in America to say it, so be it. Don’t scare me none. So here it is, right outta my mouth: Ronald Reagan knew what he was doing when he made AIDS.
#5. Check yer ass every morning. If it feels sore and it’s got its mouth open up a bit... Aliens! They was in there for sure. They’ve been doing us for a hundred years. They’re good at it. I don’t know what they need outta there, but by now, they sure got a lot of it.
#6. If you’re white and yer wearing yer pants so yer ass shows and yer trying to sing the rap while yer making fake-O gang signs in the air, and you come across my trailer doing that silly shit, I’m gonna have to shoot you. It’s okay if yer black. That’s what you folks do. But white kids got no business doing that. You ain’t earned the right. And you ain’t got no rhythm anyway. If yer black, go on with yer bad self. It don’t bother me none, just keep it off my lawn.
#7. I’m talking to you asshole birds now, that are pecking up my medicine patch out in the yard. Get your fucking beak outta my medicine patch. That there is fer ME! You hear me? I can’t stand birds when they get in my area and do bird shit.
#8. Hey asshole! Use yer common sense. President Bush was the best President this country ever had. You got no idea all the crazy shit goes on in the world. He knows better than you do, believe me. I know, cause the one thing you can never now about me is I was Ex-CIA. That’s something nobody’ll tell you. Not even me. That’s how top secret it is.
#9. I hate you, asshole. You are such an asshole. If you read the last 8 things I told you, maybe you’d start using yer common sense and you wouldn’t be an asshole. But nobody listens to people who know their shit. And that’s what I’m telling you: Ex-CIA. I’ll be in yer closet with a cancer syringe. You’ll never know it was me. God Damn! Spilt my beer into the keyboardddf..gaj;a;gjag
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11:42am