RATH PHASE II - HARDBACK - GLORY BOUND - PRAISE JAMBA - ABSURDISM
Updated 2/21/2018
The R.A.T.H.
CHURCH NAME:
The Reverend Angeldust’s Tabernacle of Hedonism
OFFICIAL SHOW NAME:
The Reverend Angeldust’s Tabernacle of Hedonism with your Host, Tom Miller - HARDBACK EDITION!
TABERNACLE OF HEDONISM FACT SHEET
· The Tabernacle of Hedonism holds services (shows) on Wednesday Nights at The Hardback Cafe in Downtown Gainesville, Florida.
· The Reverend Angeldust is the Tabernacle’s Founder and Spiritual Leader
· Tom Miller is the Church’s Public Relations and Show Coordinator
· The OFFICIAL members of the Tabernacle of Hedonism are all ordained ministers, many of them under the umbrella of the Universal Life Church
· Both the Universal Life Church and the Tabernacle believe in the doctrine: “Do Only That Which Is Right.”
· In the Tabernacle, we pray to Jamba, the great Dumpster Goddess, but all faiths and atheists are welcome to attend services.
· The R.A.T.H. was Gainesville’s newest religious institution as of Jan. 18 of 2013 originally housed at 1982 Bar, Midtown, and then ran a successful series of services at Maude's Side-Car - Downtown Edition.
· The Tabernacle of Hedonism is the only variety show that is also an officially recognized church.
· The Tabernacle of Hedonism is an incarnation of “The Tom Miller Show”, the longest running variety show in America - 33 years and counting.
· Tom Miller is listed in Wikipedia under the title of ‘Performance Artist’.
· The Tabernacle of Hedonism does not condone ‘demon’ alcohol, although many in the Tabernacle imbibe alcohol if they believe it is right to do so, in which case, it is.
· We do not burn books of any kind, however on occasion, we do burn “fatties”, so long as they cometh from the Dumpster.
· The Tabernacle believes strongly that Maude’s Café in downtown Gainesville, Florida is the known center of the universe, and that the Government MUST release all it knows about UFOs.
· The Reverend Angeldust has been performing religious sermons and Poetry of the People for near three decades at the Tom Miller Show, and for even longer throughout the the United States and the free world.
· The Secret Council of Society Deacons makes decisions as to who will perform and when they will perform during the Secret Council of Society Deacons secret meetings.
· To join the church, one may either purchase a one-time membership ($100) or be selected and perform at The Tabernacle of Hedonism with your Host, Tom Miller! Show. If you perform, you are a member. If you contribute $100, you receive a lifetime membership card and special magical items.
· The Tabernacle of Hedonism at one time was at war with the Independent Florida Alligator, who had tried to destroy the church by not writing about it, as they were under the influence of the Alien Motherhood and reverse-engineering UFOs at their University Avenue location.
· The Tabernacle of Hedonism claims responsibility for the eradication of Terry Jones and the Dove Outreach church from Gainesville thanks to a six week exorcism performed by our seinor clergy member, Fodder O'Brien.
· In Februrary of 2013, the Tabernacle of Hedonism marched on the Independent Florida Alligator in an attempt to bring to light their nefarious UFO activity in collusion with the Alien Motherhood.
· Monday, 12/9/2013, the Tabernacle of Hedonism won the Year-Long War and defeated the Independent Florida Alligator.
THE PRESS RELEASE DECLARING VICTORY!
The Tabernacle of Hedonism and the Independent Florida Alligator are now friends!
· The Tabernacle of Hedonism authorized the Exorcism of Governor Rick Scott by church Exorcist, Fodder O'Brien on March 3 of 2014. The Tabernacle declares Rick Scott will be purged of evil, will lose the election, and Medical Marijuana will be Legalized in 2014, (UPDATE: Scott won the election. His power is too great. He is some kind of a Shit Lord.) Praise Jamba! Here is a video of the Exorcism ------------> EXORCISM OF GOVERNOR RICK SCOTT!
The Tabernacle of Hedonism's Exorcist, Fodder O'brien performed an exorcism on racist turd, Richard Spencer and his Nazi Speech was destroyed and he was run out of town in turd-like fashion owing money, and now he only squeaks in turd gibberish and has been marginalized forever in the anal of time. This event was covered in Noel Leroux's Gainesville Downtown Online Magazine. Feel the power of Jamba, the Great Dumpster Mother as turd Richard Spencer's Hate Speech is destroyed by the Tabernacle of Hedonism, as predicted by Tom Miller.
· The official Tabernacle of Hedonism website is:
HERE
The R.A.T.H.
CHURCH NAME:
The Reverend Angeldust’s Tabernacle of Hedonism
OFFICIAL SHOW NAME:
The Reverend Angeldust’s Tabernacle of Hedonism with your Host, Tom Miller - HARDBACK EDITION!
TABERNACLE OF HEDONISM FACT SHEET
· The Tabernacle of Hedonism holds services (shows) on Wednesday Nights at The Hardback Cafe in Downtown Gainesville, Florida.
· The Reverend Angeldust is the Tabernacle’s Founder and Spiritual Leader
· Tom Miller is the Church’s Public Relations and Show Coordinator
· The OFFICIAL members of the Tabernacle of Hedonism are all ordained ministers, many of them under the umbrella of the Universal Life Church
· Both the Universal Life Church and the Tabernacle believe in the doctrine: “Do Only That Which Is Right.”
· In the Tabernacle, we pray to Jamba, the great Dumpster Goddess, but all faiths and atheists are welcome to attend services.
· The R.A.T.H. was Gainesville’s newest religious institution as of Jan. 18 of 2013 originally housed at 1982 Bar, Midtown, and then ran a successful series of services at Maude's Side-Car - Downtown Edition.
· The Tabernacle of Hedonism is the only variety show that is also an officially recognized church.
· The Tabernacle of Hedonism is an incarnation of “The Tom Miller Show”, the longest running variety show in America - 33 years and counting.
· Tom Miller is listed in Wikipedia under the title of ‘Performance Artist’.
· The Tabernacle of Hedonism does not condone ‘demon’ alcohol, although many in the Tabernacle imbibe alcohol if they believe it is right to do so, in which case, it is.
· We do not burn books of any kind, however on occasion, we do burn “fatties”, so long as they cometh from the Dumpster.
· The Tabernacle believes strongly that Maude’s Café in downtown Gainesville, Florida is the known center of the universe, and that the Government MUST release all it knows about UFOs.
· The Reverend Angeldust has been performing religious sermons and Poetry of the People for near three decades at the Tom Miller Show, and for even longer throughout the the United States and the free world.
· The Secret Council of Society Deacons makes decisions as to who will perform and when they will perform during the Secret Council of Society Deacons secret meetings.
· To join the church, one may either purchase a one-time membership ($100) or be selected and perform at The Tabernacle of Hedonism with your Host, Tom Miller! Show. If you perform, you are a member. If you contribute $100, you receive a lifetime membership card and special magical items.
· The Tabernacle of Hedonism at one time was at war with the Independent Florida Alligator, who had tried to destroy the church by not writing about it, as they were under the influence of the Alien Motherhood and reverse-engineering UFOs at their University Avenue location.
· The Tabernacle of Hedonism claims responsibility for the eradication of Terry Jones and the Dove Outreach church from Gainesville thanks to a six week exorcism performed by our seinor clergy member, Fodder O'Brien.
· In Februrary of 2013, the Tabernacle of Hedonism marched on the Independent Florida Alligator in an attempt to bring to light their nefarious UFO activity in collusion with the Alien Motherhood.
· Monday, 12/9/2013, the Tabernacle of Hedonism won the Year-Long War and defeated the Independent Florida Alligator.
THE PRESS RELEASE DECLARING VICTORY!
The Tabernacle of Hedonism and the Independent Florida Alligator are now friends!
· The Tabernacle of Hedonism authorized the Exorcism of Governor Rick Scott by church Exorcist, Fodder O'Brien on March 3 of 2014. The Tabernacle declares Rick Scott will be purged of evil, will lose the election, and Medical Marijuana will be Legalized in 2014, (UPDATE: Scott won the election. His power is too great. He is some kind of a Shit Lord.) Praise Jamba! Here is a video of the Exorcism ------------> EXORCISM OF GOVERNOR RICK SCOTT!
The Tabernacle of Hedonism's Exorcist, Fodder O'brien performed an exorcism on racist turd, Richard Spencer and his Nazi Speech was destroyed and he was run out of town in turd-like fashion owing money, and now he only squeaks in turd gibberish and has been marginalized forever in the anal of time. This event was covered in Noel Leroux's Gainesville Downtown Online Magazine. Feel the power of Jamba, the Great Dumpster Mother as turd Richard Spencer's Hate Speech is destroyed by the Tabernacle of Hedonism, as predicted by Tom Miller.
· The official Tabernacle of Hedonism website is:
HERE
