THE REVEREND ANGELDUST'S TABERNACLE OF HEDONISM WITH YOUR HOST, TOM MILLER! THE PROTEST OF THE INDEPENDENT FLORIDA ALLIGATOR - RELIGIOUS INTOLERANCE AND THE REVERSE ENGINEERING OF UFOS IN GAINESVILLE, FLORIDA!
The REVEREND ANGELDUST
Illuminating the masses with sermons to fill your dumpster with glory!
Logan Stallings and Amanda Heimerman
...play Super Smash Brothers and reminisce in 8-bit glory.
MAX DARDY
Story telling.
ASHLEY EAGLIE
Poetry and more. Mysteries abound.
NICOLE GOFF
Nicole Goff RAVES about Host, Tom Miller's ability to remove viruses and optimize and clean PC computers from PERSONAL EXPERIENCE!
Tom effortlessly dispatched the dreaded FBI MoneyPak Ransomware Virus and optimized her computer system for a small fee when compared to GeekSquad, which charges $149 BUCKS! Thanks to that virus, Nicole actually MADE $124! |
FODDER O'BRIEN
Bringing the European perspective to our clergy and parishioners. The only member of the Tabernacle with the power to perform exorcisms. Fodder O'Brien enjoys burning effigies of evil.
Ismael Loutfi
Our feature comic of tonight's service, bringing the Muslim perspective with insightful humor, a little bit of poetic irony, and much deserved ass kicking truths.
TOM MILLER - THE HOST
Tom Miller will provide a quality rant at the Protest of the Independent Florida Alligator about the need for more accountability of the reverse engineering of UFOs in public spaces, and the evils of religious intolerance. Miller will wax poetic, and poetic will be shinier.
ATTENTION PARISHIONERS: THE MEMBERSHIP CARDS ARE IN. IF YOU ARE A MEMBER OF THE TABERNACLE OF HEDONISM, PLEASE COME AND CLAIM YOUR CARD. TO BECOME A MEMBER, YOU MAY DONATE $20 TO THE CHURCH AND RECEIVE YOUR CARD, OR YOU MAY BE OTHERWISE ACCEPTED BY THE SECRET COUNCIL OF SOCIETY DEACONS TO PERFORM DURING ONE OF OUR MONDAY SERVICES. TO APPLY, PLEASE USE THE FORM AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OFFICIAL CHURCH WEEBLY WEB PAGE HERE: http://millerworks.weebly.com/the-reverend-angeldusts-tabernacle-of-hedonism-with-your-host-tom-miller.html PABLO MOMS - COMEDIAN
Funny as shit!
ERIC GROSCH
Philosophical and intellectual pursuits and musings via both the English vernacular, a few other languages if necessary, and the exquisitely profound language of the holy Trumpet.
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John Waaser - Wahoo!
French singing, enriching political discourse, and jokes that walk the edge between doom and glory.
THIS WEEK, THE TABERNACLE WILL BE PROTESTING AT 10:45 PM AT THE INDEPENDENT FLORIDA ALLIGATOR. READ THE OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE TABERNACLE OF HEDONISM BELOW.
THE TABERNACLE DOES NOT CONDONE THE REVERSE ENGINEERING OF UFOS WITHIN A RADIUS OF FORTY AND FOUR-SCORE MILES OF A UNIVERSITY POPULATION. UFOS ARE KNOWN TO CAUSE MANY HEALTH ISSUES!
TO FIND OUT MORE, READ JAMES MCCAMPBELL'S REVEALING ARTICLE, "EFFECTS OF UFOS UPON PEOPLE" AT THIS LINK: http://www.ufocasebook.com/pdf/ufoeffects.pdf
THIS WEEK, THE TABERNACLE WILL BE PROTESTING AT 10:45 PM AT THE INDEPENDENT FLORIDA ALLIGATOR. READ THE OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE TABERNACLE OF HEDONISM BELOW.
THE TABERNACLE DOES NOT CONDONE THE REVERSE ENGINEERING OF UFOS WITHIN A RADIUS OF FORTY AND FOUR-SCORE MILES OF A UNIVERSITY POPULATION. UFOS ARE KNOWN TO CAUSE MANY HEALTH ISSUES!
TO FIND OUT MORE, READ JAMES MCCAMPBELL'S REVEALING ARTICLE, "EFFECTS OF UFOS UPON PEOPLE" AT THIS LINK: http://www.ufocasebook.com/pdf/ufoeffects.pdf
The REVEREND ANGELDUST'S TABERNACLE OF HEDONISM
OFFICIAL STATEMENT: The Reverend Angeldust's Tabernacle of Hedonism will hold a demonstration in front of the Independent Florida Alligator at 10:45pm on Monday, February 25, 2013.
"I have invited the Independent Alligator to the official press conference of Gainesville's newest religious institution, the only recognized church in the United States of America that is also a variety show. The Alligator did not attend. I have promoted a special Tabernacle of Hedonism V-Fest event to the Alligator in celebration of women. The Alligator did not attend nor did they print anything about the event. I have telephoned the Alligator on three occasions live from the show. The Alligator did not respond nor accept our cordial invitation to attend our service. One of our flock has personally implored an Alligator staff member to come and take photos. The Alligator has not responded.
Therefore, as they are located one block away from the meeting place of the Tabernacle of Hedonism, I can only conclude that there is a vast conspiracy to prevent our Church from being publicly recognized, and it is therefore likely that the Independent Florida Alligator is, by proxy, reverse engineering UFOs. Therefore, the Tabernacle of Hedonism will bring into the light of day this religious intolerance and conspiracy with a short public demonstration renouncing the Independent Florida Alligator for crimes against religious variety shows."
~ Tom Miller, Host of the Tabernacle of Hedonism.
MORE INFORMATION ABOUT MONDAY'S SERVICE TO COME...
"I have invited the Independent Alligator to the official press conference of Gainesville's newest religious institution, the only recognized church in the United States of America that is also a variety show. The Alligator did not attend. I have promoted a special Tabernacle of Hedonism V-Fest event to the Alligator in celebration of women. The Alligator did not attend nor did they print anything about the event. I have telephoned the Alligator on three occasions live from the show. The Alligator did not respond nor accept our cordial invitation to attend our service. One of our flock has personally implored an Alligator staff member to come and take photos. The Alligator has not responded.
Therefore, as they are located one block away from the meeting place of the Tabernacle of Hedonism, I can only conclude that there is a vast conspiracy to prevent our Church from being publicly recognized, and it is therefore likely that the Independent Florida Alligator is, by proxy, reverse engineering UFOs. Therefore, the Tabernacle of Hedonism will bring into the light of day this religious intolerance and conspiracy with a short public demonstration renouncing the Independent Florida Alligator for crimes against religious variety shows."
~ Tom Miller, Host of the Tabernacle of Hedonism.
MORE INFORMATION ABOUT MONDAY'S SERVICE TO COME...
THE REVEREND ANGELDUST’S TABERNACLE OF HEDONISM – ALLIGATOR PROTEST SHOW – 2/25/2013
SECRET COUNCIL OF SOCIETY DEACONS MEETING:
ITEM: DETAILS OF THE PROTEST – (MARCH, SHOUTING, ANGELDUST MINI-SERMON, MILLER RANT)
NOMINATION OF FODDER O’BRIEN TO THE SECRET COUNCIL (DOES HE ACCEPT? DO WE?)”
FADDER O’BRIEN WITHDRAWS FROM CONSIDERATION [TABLED]
WE NEED A VOLUNTEER TO WAKE ERIC GROSCH IN HIS TOYOTA FOR HIS PERFORMANCE! [DONE.]
MILLER ANNOUNCES: TWENTY-DOLLAR MEMBERSHIP CARDS – CHURCH FUND!
ANNOUNCEMENT OF PUBLICITY DRIVE FOR THE PLAZA OF THE AMERICAS ON UF CAMPUS
– NEED ART BY MINISTER OF THE INTERIOR, TEXT BY REV. ANGELDUST
NOMINATION OF NICOLE GOTH BY THE MINISTRY OF THE INTERIOR TO THE S.C.S.D. (TABLED)
S.C.S.D. COMMENTS – WESSON – BALLARD – MILLER – O’BRIEN - ANGELDUST
PUBLIC COMMENT [NONE]
THE SHOW:
1.) REVEREND ANGELDUST SERMON OF THE WEEK
2.) WAHOO – A.K.A. JOHN WAASER – GROAN-JOKES AND LOVELY PASSIONATE SONG
3.) ERIC GROSCH (TRUMPET AND SONG)
PHONE CALL TO ALLIGATOR – WE ANNOUNCE WE’RE COMING OVER. [W/ VIDEO…TO BE EDITED.]
4.) 10:45 MARCH TO INDEPENDENT FLORIDA ALLIGATOR – PROTEST – 15 MINUTES
5.) RETURN TO 1982 FOR CELEBRATORY ACTIVITIES
5.1) MAX DARDY
6.) NICOLE GOFF RAVES ABOUT HOST TOM MILLER’S COMPUTER REPAIR SKILLS
7.) ASHLEY EAGLIE
8.) LOGAN STALLINGS AND AMANDA HEIMERMAN – 8-BIT GAMES AND SUCH
INTERIM: LAST WORDS FROM FODDER O’BRIEN ON THE RESULTS OF HIS COW EXORCISM!
9.) PABLO MOMS [COMEDY]
10.) ISMAEL LOUTFI [FEATURE PERFORMER]
* EVENING CONCLUDES WITH AN IMPROMPTU JAM FEATURING MUD PEOPLE
SECRET COUNCIL OF SOCIETY DEACONS MEETING:
ITEM: DETAILS OF THE PROTEST – (MARCH, SHOUTING, ANGELDUST MINI-SERMON, MILLER RANT)
NOMINATION OF FODDER O’BRIEN TO THE SECRET COUNCIL (DOES HE ACCEPT? DO WE?)”
FADDER O’BRIEN WITHDRAWS FROM CONSIDERATION [TABLED]
WE NEED A VOLUNTEER TO WAKE ERIC GROSCH IN HIS TOYOTA FOR HIS PERFORMANCE! [DONE.]
MILLER ANNOUNCES: TWENTY-DOLLAR MEMBERSHIP CARDS – CHURCH FUND!
ANNOUNCEMENT OF PUBLICITY DRIVE FOR THE PLAZA OF THE AMERICAS ON UF CAMPUS
– NEED ART BY MINISTER OF THE INTERIOR, TEXT BY REV. ANGELDUST
NOMINATION OF NICOLE GOTH BY THE MINISTRY OF THE INTERIOR TO THE S.C.S.D. (TABLED)
S.C.S.D. COMMENTS – WESSON – BALLARD – MILLER – O’BRIEN - ANGELDUST
PUBLIC COMMENT [NONE]
THE SHOW:
1.) REVEREND ANGELDUST SERMON OF THE WEEK
2.) WAHOO – A.K.A. JOHN WAASER – GROAN-JOKES AND LOVELY PASSIONATE SONG
3.) ERIC GROSCH (TRUMPET AND SONG)
PHONE CALL TO ALLIGATOR – WE ANNOUNCE WE’RE COMING OVER. [W/ VIDEO…TO BE EDITED.]
4.) 10:45 MARCH TO INDEPENDENT FLORIDA ALLIGATOR – PROTEST – 15 MINUTES
5.) RETURN TO 1982 FOR CELEBRATORY ACTIVITIES
5.1) MAX DARDY
6.) NICOLE GOFF RAVES ABOUT HOST TOM MILLER’S COMPUTER REPAIR SKILLS
7.) ASHLEY EAGLIE
8.) LOGAN STALLINGS AND AMANDA HEIMERMAN – 8-BIT GAMES AND SUCH
INTERIM: LAST WORDS FROM FODDER O’BRIEN ON THE RESULTS OF HIS COW EXORCISM!
9.) PABLO MOMS [COMEDY]
10.) ISMAEL LOUTFI [FEATURE PERFORMER]
* EVENING CONCLUDES WITH AN IMPROMPTU JAM FEATURING MUD PEOPLE
