The REVEREND ANGELDUST'S TABERNACLE OF HEDONISM with your Host, TOM MILLER

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THIS WEEK at the TABERNACLE of HEDONISM

THE RADICAL CHEERLEADERS WILL BE IN THE TABERNACLE OF HEDONISM!!!

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE HISTORY OF RELIGION, RADICAL CHEERLEADERS WILL JOIN THE TABERNACLE OF HEDONISM IN A CELEBRATION OF DIVERSITY AND REALLY GOOD LOUD CHEER-LEADING! PREPARE TO BE OVERWHELMED BY THEIR ENTHUSIASTIC RADICAL CHEERS! ROOT FOR JAMBA, FREEDOM, GLORY, AND ACCEPTANCE OF DIVERSITY FOR THE HUMAN SPECIES OF PLANET EARTH!

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The FUNERAL FOR DOLPHIN WIZARD
R.I.P. April 21 @ 3:33pm

Our service tonight will include the funeral for our beloved super-Deacon Dolphin Wizard, who parted this mortal coil in a diarrhea implosion incident which could not escape out of his blowhole due to an innocent cork prank. Please bring condolences and gifts will be accepted by the Tabernacle in Dolphin Wizard's honor. Dolphin Wizard was instrumental as an inter-dimensional cosmic agent of good in eradicating the menace from the Tabernacle known as Evil Mantis Black. We will never forget you, Dolphin Wizard.

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Music by Robert Kennedy

Robert Kennedy returns to the Tabernacle of Hedonism to delight us with original new music!

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The REVEREND ANGELDUST

The REVEREND ANGELDUST will administer last rights an then we will cast Dolphin Wizard's remains into the holy Dumpster of Jamba.

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COMEDY by GREGG WERNER

The funniest comedian in Gainesville will present his newest material in what is sure to be a laugh-riot of epic proportions!

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Spoken Word

The electrifying performance-poetry of David Maas will be a profoundly spiritual addition to our service!

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CAP'N JOHNNY-D - VIA SATELLITE /  A REVEALING MESSAGE FOR DOLPHIN WIZARD

Cap'n Johnny-D, live via satellite, has a revealing send-off to our wise and wonderful sage, Dolphin Wizard.

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THE RETURN OF FODDER O'BRIEN ???????????????????????????????????????????

FODDER O'BRIEN, who has made so many sacrifices on behalf of the Tabernacle of Hedonsim [1.) Rid our town of the evil Dove Outreach Church and the Evil Pastor Terry Jones   2.) Assisted in preventing the Independent Florida Alligator from reverse-engineering UFOS which would have posed a danger to Gainesville   3.) Eradicated, with his powers of exorcism, the evil force of UltraMantis Black which saved the Tabernacle from certain doom]

Did he survive the forces of darkness? Will he return this night as we welcome one Deacon back and send another (Dolphin Wizard) into the infinite beyond? It's a holy CLIFFHANGER... Join us to find out!

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