The Reverend Angeldust's Tabernacle of Hedonism with your Host, Tom Miller
Battle-Ready Reverend Angeldust
With anti-war Holy Helmet, the Reverend prepared to do spiritual battle with UltraMantis Black, the evil manifestation that has been attempting to destroy the Tabernacle of Hedonism.
Reverend Deacon Ballard & Dolphin Wizard
With a grand assist by one of the most profoundly powerful entities in the Universe, the legendary Dolphin Wizard, the Tabernacle of Hedonism was able to employ powerful magic and spiritual hyper-activity to repel the evil of UltraMantis Black which had been proliferating for some time in the cosmic void created by the Independent Florida Alligator ignoring the Church in their rinky-dink news publication.
Cap'n Johnny D
Cap'n Johnny D performed an odd dance which helped to cleanse the evil away. (w/ Special 'BeatBox guest: Vidzaria). Click the picture to see this SPECTACULAR DANCE!
<------------------ Sadly, Brother George O'Brien is M.I.A. w/ Injuries
(From Last Week) UltraMantis Black brutally attacks and overwhelms George O'Brien, breaking his ribs and his spirit.
And Bill Perry was there...
To make sure everything was weird.
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The Secret Council of Society Deacons
The SCSD assembled, with the presence of Reverend Wesson (left) who returned after a battle of mental will w/ UltraMantis Black's dark energy. They unite to form the Jamba power grid!
The Official Holy Site of Jamba's Sacred Dumpster
The Sacred Site of Jamba's Holy Dumpster was selected upon this occasion.
The Minister of the Interior
Michael Garvin, the Minister of the Interior managed to out-dress UltraMantis Black in both Style and Substance, which was fashionably intimidating.
John & Jared - Fife and Drums
As UltraMantis Black had broken his evil pink flute on Tom Miller's head during a particularly viscous attack, the Tabernacle responded with its own flute & drum music which drowned out the bad energy. UltraMantis Black could not communicate with any dark powers during this performance.
Fodder O'Brien - (George O'Brien's Brother) M.I.A.
Alas, Fodder O'Brien is missing in action, presumed deceased--a victim of UltraMantis Black's sustained attack on the Tabernacle of Hedonism. But the Church holds out faith that he is still alive and may some day return. The Tabernacle thanks him for exorcising the evil Dove Outreach Church from Gainesville, Florida--the known Center of the Universe. We will never forget your service to Jamba.
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TABERNACLE MEETING AND SERVICE - ORDER OF EVENTS:
4/8/2013
The REVEREND ANGELDUST’S TABERNACLE OF HEDONISM with your Host, TOM MILLER
MEETING:
1. 3-fold brochure and poster
2. Increasing Membership
Subset: Alligator here? Fundraising for G.O’brien, Angeldust, and Brevard Buskers.
3. Vote on the Designated Jamba Dumpster.
3.5 Gene “Change to That which is correct.
4. Tom Explains what is going on…
5. Comments from the S.C.S.D.: Miller/Ballard/Wesson/Jenarchy/Angeledust
6. Open Comment
Show:
Reverend Angeldust
Gene - Two Jokes
Max? [Left in a huff because he was not called to the stage when he wanted to go on. We hope he returns.]
John FLUTES
Jared (Poetry)
David Maas - [was overcome with 'Evil-Related' illness and could not perform]
Dumpster Ceremony
Confrontation w/ UltraMantis Black - THE CHURCH HAS EXORCIZED THE EVIL OF ULTRAMANTIS BLACK, FOR NOW. IT HAD MANIFESTED IN PARISHIONER LOGAN STALLINGS, WHO IS A WRESTLING FAN, AS ONE OF LOGAN'S FAVORITE WRESTLING CHARACTERS. LOGAN IS NOW CLEAR OF ULTRAMANTIS BLACK INFESTATION. THE CHURCH IS CLEAR OF EVIL. ULTRAMANTIS BLACK, THE ENTITY OF EVIL, IS NOW ABSORBED IN THE HOLY DUMPSTER OF JAMBA. PRAISE THE REVEREND ANGELDUST - PRAISE JAMBA! CLICK HERE FOR ULTRAMANTIS BLACK'S TOP 10 MOVES ------------------> HERE
4/8/2013
The REVEREND ANGELDUST’S TABERNACLE OF HEDONISM with your Host, TOM MILLER
MEETING:
1. 3-fold brochure and poster
2. Increasing Membership
Subset: Alligator here? Fundraising for G.O’brien, Angeldust, and Brevard Buskers.
3. Vote on the Designated Jamba Dumpster.
3.5 Gene “Change to That which is correct.
4. Tom Explains what is going on…
5. Comments from the S.C.S.D.: Miller/Ballard/Wesson/Jenarchy/Angeledust
6. Open Comment
Show:
Reverend Angeldust
Gene - Two Jokes
Max? [Left in a huff because he was not called to the stage when he wanted to go on. We hope he returns.]
John FLUTES
Jared (Poetry)
David Maas - [was overcome with 'Evil-Related' illness and could not perform]
Dumpster Ceremony
Confrontation w/ UltraMantis Black - THE CHURCH HAS EXORCIZED THE EVIL OF ULTRAMANTIS BLACK, FOR NOW. IT HAD MANIFESTED IN PARISHIONER LOGAN STALLINGS, WHO IS A WRESTLING FAN, AS ONE OF LOGAN'S FAVORITE WRESTLING CHARACTERS. LOGAN IS NOW CLEAR OF ULTRAMANTIS BLACK INFESTATION. THE CHURCH IS CLEAR OF EVIL. ULTRAMANTIS BLACK, THE ENTITY OF EVIL, IS NOW ABSORBED IN THE HOLY DUMPSTER OF JAMBA. PRAISE THE REVEREND ANGELDUST - PRAISE JAMBA! CLICK HERE FOR ULTRAMANTIS BLACK'S TOP 10 MOVES ------------------> HERE
