Having recently had the opportunity to sample one of the new designer pseudo-drugs sold in the local head shops these days, I am obligated to post my review of the product for the benefit of mankind. With all the talk about bathsalt-zombies eating human flesh, it strikes me that the media is most certainly in a desperate bid to promote their industry by reporting absurd exaggerations and outright fabrications (as they did back in the days of good old American yellow journalism) and Walter Cronkite and Edward R. Murrow are now turning in their graves, possibly high on salvia or herbal Ecstasy. Possibly eating each others' brains.
A nice nameless fellow who is the owner of this particular head shop gave me a bottle of this stuff comp (it retails for around twenty-four bucks for 12ml which presumably is a one-time dose. It is in the form of a tincture. I agreed to post this review in return so he could get a gauge on the efficacy and effect. I can assure the reader that at no time under the influence of this product did I ever entertain the notion of eating anybody's anatomy.
Detailed information on Maeng Da and it's various manifestations and effects can be found here: http://www.kratomshop.com/maeng-da-kratom.htm
More information on Kratom here:
http://newshindi.net/category/what-is-kratom/
I took a full bottle at 1:30 in the morning and will divide the review into three parts: Taste, Effect, Rating.
Taste: The taste of Lucky Kratom is ungodly bitter with an oily follow up. I was reminded of unsweetened absinthe. Lesser experienced souls may barf.
Effect: After about thirty minutes, a mild effect began to kick in. It was a slight body-tingling and overall, I can compare the next hour or so to the effects of a 5mg Valium.
Rating: From 1-10 and given the rather steep purchase price, mild effect and unpalatable taste experience, I could not recommend this product. I rate it a 3.
So there you have it. Honest, economical, no holds barred review. Although I deeply appreciate the opportunity to have given it a college try. I will be posting more reviews of alternative 'legal' pseudo-drugs as they come available.
-- Tom Miller
A nice nameless fellow who is the owner of this particular head shop gave me a bottle of this stuff comp (it retails for around twenty-four bucks for 12ml which presumably is a one-time dose. It is in the form of a tincture. I agreed to post this review in return so he could get a gauge on the efficacy and effect. I can assure the reader that at no time under the influence of this product did I ever entertain the notion of eating anybody's anatomy.
Detailed information on Maeng Da and it's various manifestations and effects can be found here: http://www.kratomshop.com/maeng-da-kratom.htm
More information on Kratom here:
http://newshindi.net/category/what-is-kratom/
I took a full bottle at 1:30 in the morning and will divide the review into three parts: Taste, Effect, Rating.
Taste: The taste of Lucky Kratom is ungodly bitter with an oily follow up. I was reminded of unsweetened absinthe. Lesser experienced souls may barf.
Effect: After about thirty minutes, a mild effect began to kick in. It was a slight body-tingling and overall, I can compare the next hour or so to the effects of a 5mg Valium.
Rating: From 1-10 and given the rather steep purchase price, mild effect and unpalatable taste experience, I could not recommend this product. I rate it a 3.
So there you have it. Honest, economical, no holds barred review. Although I deeply appreciate the opportunity to have given it a college try. I will be posting more reviews of alternative 'legal' pseudo-drugs as they come available.
-- Tom Miller
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