Jar Jar Binks, practically single-handedly, brought the downfall of the Republic. Palpatine wouldn't have become Emperor without him, hence no StarWars 'III' or 'I' or...uh...the one in which Mark Hamill so effortlessly out-acted his arch nemesis, Ani...uh, Darth Vader, uh...Jake Lloyd...er...Hayden Christensen...I mean...James Earl Jones...er...uh...David Prowse. To demote Jar Jar as an "abomination" is total discrimination to Jamaican people and dreadlocks and clumsiness, and I for one won't stand for it. (Tom shakes his mouth around and drools like Boss Nass). Allow me to rest my case in Jar Jar's own words: "My no know. Mesa day starten pitty okeyday witda brisky morning munchen. Den boom! Getten berry scared and grabbed dat Jedi, and pow! Mesa here. Huh. Mesa getten berry, berry scared." The blue-skinned elephant creature Hooter agrees with me on this point: StarWars is serious business, man!
Ramblings of a Half-Hearted Ideologue