Dear Parishioners and acolytes,
The Tom Miller Show (the longest continuous running open mic live variety show in America) began in 1984. On January 18 of 2013, the Reverend Angeldust and Tom Miller combined their unique brand of religion and anti-entertainment to become officially, The Reverend Angeldust's Tabernacle of Hedonism with your Host, Tom Miller. A press conference was held at Club 1982 (their first home-base Church) to announce the beginning of a remarkable journey. The last few years, the Tabernacle of Hedonism has held court at Maude's Side Car, the Known Center of the Universe.
Though the Reverend Angeldust had been extolling the virtues of the Goddess and Doobietopia for decades, finally here was an opportunity to advance the Goddess's word and bring into being the ultimate religion of absurdity--absurdity being the direct path to truth. Many performers and apostles have graced the Tabernacle stage, some who have gone on to glory, some who have gone on to greatness. We have maintained the order of peace and prosperity by faithfully structuring a balance between our world and the Alien Motherhood.
We have prevented reverse engineering of UFOs at the Independent Florida Alligator. We have defeated the forces of wrestling's Ultra Mantis Black. We have closed the portal of the Alien Motherhood at the Sun Center by ushering in a new cleaner bathroom that actually flushes waste into the sea instead of onto the floor. We have exorcised demons, including Governer Rick Scott, Pastor Terry Jones of the Dove Outreach Center, and Richard Spencer, the racist inbred turd of the Universe. We have consorted with Dolphin Wizard and the High Council of Inter-Dimensional Space Mammals to create peaceful equilibrium in the cosmos. We have sainted Lady Chayce and Lady Pearl, who watch over us in replete nuIDity. We have worked closely with NASA to ensure the Earth continues to be round. We have maintained peaceful relations with the Dark Shepherd's alliance and welcomed any and all to our services so that they may become enlightened.
NOW is the time to pause and reflect. It is a time of reinvention and renewal. The Tabernacle is coming to a kind of end, but in reality one book closes and one book opens. A new chapter, a new beginning, a new almighty high.
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING NOW?
THE TABERNACLE IS A CHURCH OF ABSURDITY. THE WORLD HAS REACHED AN EPOCHAL STATE OF ABSURDITY. THERE IS NO LONGER A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE ABSURDITY WE DO AND THE ABSURDITY OF THE WORLD. THEREFORE, WE HAVE EITHER UTTERLY FAILED IN OUR MISSION, OR COMPLETELY SUCCEEDED BY REACHING THE GOLDEN GREEN GATE TO DOOBIETOPIA. THEREFORE, THE FINAL TABERNACLE OF HEDONISM SERVICE WILL BE ON MONDAY, DECEMBER 18, 2017.
THIS SERVICE WILL BE THE FINAL TABERNACLE OF HEDONISM, AND THUS THE FINAL TOM MILLER SHOW.
ARRIVE AT THE GATE ALONG WITH US, SO THAT WE MAY PASS THROUGH THE PORTAL TO DOOBIETOPIA. PLEASE JOIN US AND STEP INTO THE FUTURE.
LEGALIZE MARIJUANA FOR FOOD, FUEL, CLOTHING, MEDICINE, AND RECREATIONAL USE, ALONG WITH GOOFBALLS, CRACK, METH, SPEED, CRANK, METHADONE, PERCOCETS, PLACIDOLS, YANK, BLACK TAR HEROIN, 5-MeO-DMT, SOLVENTS, PSYCHEDELIC MUSHROOMS, LSD, OPIUM, ECSTASY, AND MADONNA.
"Maybe if we were all naked, there wouldn't be any wars." - The Reverend Angeldust.
SIGNED: THE REVEREND ANGELDUST, TOM MILLER
FIRST DEACONS: TOM MILLER, DAN BALLARD, JENARCHY, AND JAMES WESSON (THE RENEGADE DEACON).
OFFICERS: MICHAEL GARVIN (MINISTER OF THE INTERIOR), MAURICE WHITE (MINISTER OF DEFENSE), MR. BALLS (MINISTER OF BALLS), MISTER BALLS II (THE SECOND MINISTER OF BALLS), EXORCIST FODDER O'BRIEN (DARK SHEPHARD'S ALLIANCE), BLUE LANG (MINISTER OF TECHNOLOGY), The GODDESS (Medicinal Demon Alcohol).
SAINTS: LADY CHAYCE, LADY PEARL
HISTORY OF THE TABERNACLE: https://millerworks.weebly.com/the-reverend-angeldusts-tabernacle-of-hedonism-with-your-host-tom-miller---downtown.html