Re: TOM MILLER TO BEGIN NEW TOM MILLER SHOW IN 2013 - FORM GAINESVILLE'S NEWEST LEGITIMATE CHURCH - MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT AND PRESS CONFERENCE COMING SOON...
For Immediate Release - For Immediate Release - For Immediate Release
ITEM: The Tom Miller Show, the longest running variety/performance art show in the history of Gainesville, begins a new incarnation at a soon-to-be-announced secret location for January of 2013.
WHAT WE CAN SAY: The show will be hosted in a legitimate new Church: The Tabernacle of Hedonism [The Reverend Angeldust will preside]. It will have an open mic component, an independent video component, there will be bands, performers, entertainers, there will be a Little Rascals vintage episode before each evening's sermon, it will be podcast, it will have a multimedia-integrated web presence, it will benefit society, we will petition the City Commission to allow the Reverend Angeldust to provide a benediction for one of the future City Commission meetings [if they do not allow this, we will sue], we will demand the release of classified government UFO secrets, and we will abide by the primary tenet of the Church: "DO THAT WHICH IS RIGHT". All are welcome, except parishioners of the Dove Outreach and The Rock. It will be like a Holy Church collided with a children's morning TV show. There will be puppets and glitter. Maybe a drag queen or two...who knows.
There will be membership cards for those deemed worthy by the "Secret Council of Society Deacons".
We will perform fund-raisers for the community. We will support freedom of expression. Nobody will be censored on our stage [except for the Dove Outreach and The Rock].
DO NOT WRITE ANYTHING ABOUT THIS NOW. THIS IS NOT THE PRESS RELEASE. THIS IS THE HOLY WORD OF JAMBA.
May you be blessed by the Goddess, Jamba. May you find a quarter-pound in the dumpster, from which all sustenance cometh.
Questions: Tom Miller - firstname.lastname@example.org / 386-295-0090 ==================
COMING JAN. 2013
TOM MILLER on Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Miller_%28performance_artist%29
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