"Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby
All right stop, Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Then I flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo -- I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle"
~ Vanilla Ice - from 'Ice Ice Baby'
I love waxing my chump. And I love flowing like a harpoon. When harpoons flow, it's like they are not made of anodized aluminum and are actually made of liquid. It's a clear metaphor, but what's a metaphor? Phor nothing of quality, so far as I can tell. What else is happening in the world important enough to mention in this blog? Oh yeah. Rosie O'Donnell got married to her long-time girlfriend, and had a heart attack. I found out about this on her Twitter feed, which is, presumably, also going out into space. I hope the aliens will discover this soon and zap us already, before someone smokes pot and gets dumb enough to eat someone's face off. That's not even funny, because that shit happened.