Tom Miller is offering a quick and easy service to your big-ridden slow-ass laptop PC.
He will repair your registry errors, defragment your regestry and harddrive, optimize your memory, save you up to three GIGS of memory be removing obsolete junk files (bird poop, as Miller calls it), while preserving and protecting your data. Best of all, Tom will absolutely kill, mutilate, and completely destroy any and all malware, spyware, and malicious unwanted bugs in your system with brutality, efficiency, and professional aplomb. Tom will also lube your ram and give it a reach-around!
In under an hour, your computer will be bug free and operate up to 300% faster, saving you valuable time and frustration. EVEN COMPUTERS THAT YOU'VE GIVEN UP ON! Tom Miller does not even fear the 'blue screen of death'.
TODAY ONLY! At Maude's Cafe! CALL 386-295-0090 to schedule your on-the-fly appointment.
$40 bucks, and a beer! Compare to Best Buy / Geek Squad, where you may pay $100 or more.
Credentials: Tom Miller has been working with computers since they were programed with paper punch cards and took up the entire space of a large room. He has made a years-long research study of malware, trojan and virus programs and is efficient at killing even the latest threats to the PC operating systems. XP, Vista, and Windows 7.