Did you ACCEPT a dollar or did you accept everything EXCEPT a dollar?
Did you produce enough DATE-AH or is DAT-AH all you got?
Let’s face it, the English language is remarkably difficult to use. There are 850,000 words in the English language, and new ones are being added every single day; words like LOL and Slumdog and Octomom and...monkey-handler. That’s just way too many fucking words.
But imagine if you could dumb it all down to one easy word and say everything you ever need to say in less than ten seconds! Don’t believe it? Believe me, it’s true. I’m talking about ZINGO!
Anyone can learn Zingo in one easy two-minute lesson. At the Zingo academy, Santa Fe student and ‘Zingo’, Tom Miller, will show you how to pronounce, spell, and say Zingo, and you’ll never struggle with words again.
* Need to order at a fast food restaurant from a complicated menu? Zingo!
* Want to get through the bible in under a minute? Zingo!
* Out on a date and want a deep romantic philosophical conversation? Zingo!
And kids, on a computer, just type ‘Z-dot’ for everything you’ll ever have to say.
Zingo!: the new language from the Zingo Academy! Or if you don’t want to say, ‘Academy’ just say ‘Zingo!’ and you’ve already said ‘Zingo Academy’. It’s that simple.
Leave a message at the tone to sign up for your Zingo lesson TODAY! You’ll be speaking Zingo in literally no time at all.
Act now and receive a Zingo dictionary called, Zingo. Zingo comes on a business card sized gold lacquered laminated piece of paper with the only word that matters: Zingo! Operators are standing by.
Let’s try this entire commercial again, only this time in Zingo.