Here's a poem to get things started:
Tom wrote a poem to get things started
It was as bad as if Tom farted
Thank you, thank you. I'll be performing at the Holiday Inn Rumpus Room on I-54 and Stupid Street. Cover is free if you bring a hot girl and there are complimentary hot dogs and cocktail umbrellas. Did I ever mention I had a friend who shot a cocktail umbrella out of his penis with a pistol? Lived out in the woods.