about a sexy woman about to bend over
when he rolled out of bed
fracturing his boner
he crawled to the phone
and pulled it off the counter
onto his head
along with a lamp
his wife found him
unconscious there
and drove him to the hospital
wrecking on the way with a boy on a bike
the ambulance took everyone
and in surgery to repair the damage
both the boy died and the penis was severed
one was the result of an epileptic seizure
when the nurse brought
the wrong medication
he was having a wet dream
about a sexy woman riding sidesaddle on his face
the stitches popped
hypersensitivity, angioedema, allergic rhinitis
he has brain damage now
and has forgotten everything
except for everything that went wrong
and also that his wife was praying
for God to forgive them
for everything else