"No you're not, I say. You're looking at a pear."
"An apple, says I."
"Support your claim with evidence."
"Okay, you fuckin' maggot. We agree that both an apple and a pear are a plant ovary?"
"No sir, we do not agree. Are we talking fruit here?"
"It's a plant ovary, you cock-sucking wretched fat farting skunk-ape."
"You already lost, dickhead. If it's an ovary, how's it going to be a pear? Or an apple for that matter?"
"One thing is another, you Jew bastard."
"I'm not Jewish. If I was, wouldn't I be black?"
"I can't talk to you anymore."
"Fine. I'm going to eat it anyway."
"Go right ahead. You know what happened in the Bible. Chomp on it, bitch, see where it gets ya!"
"That was a FIG! Not an APPLE you dumb retard!"