|Tom Miller's Secret Site - American Performance Artist
If you're ever getting a live lobster for dinner and you get to pick, pick the asshole. Pick the toughest one--the one who's bullying the others; the one waving his claws in the wind. Pick the one who says, when the wooden lobster-scoop sinks beneath the surface of the tank, "I'll snap that shit in two!" Get that one. Get the asshole of the bunch. What's he gonna' do, scream or steam? In the end, you can say "No motherfucker, he's gonna deliver my butter!"
Ramblings of a Half-Hearted Ideologue