|Tom Miller's Secret Site - American Performance Artist
One day, a gerbil mated with a goldfish and evolution had a dramatic breakthrough. Against all possible odds, a Gibblish was born. On land it could not breathe and under water, it also could not breathe. It lived for about four seconds and said only one thing before it died. It said, "Fuck you, Tom Miller."
Ramblings of a Half-Hearted Ideologue