This week at the Reverend Angeldust's Tabernacle of Hedonism with your Host, Tom Miller - Downtown Edition at Hardback Cafe, our theme is Edible BP Oil Spill Fish Hat. And the message is this: Make something good of bad. Edible BP Oil Spill Fish Hats would not have come into existence if the BP Oil Spill hadn't happened first. It is with this in mind that the Tabernacle reminds our parishioners and agnostics and unbelievers alike that prayer does work if you fuel it with abject absurdity.
For example, you may remember when the horrible dickface, Richard Spencer attempted to bring his message of hate and intolerance here to Gainesville, Florida. The Tabernacle was the first to respond. And we did not respond with hate and intolerance in equal measure, we responded with abject absurdity by holding an exorcism (by our resident exorcist, Fodder O'Brien - Courtesy of the Dark Shepherd's Alliance) to remove the evil Alien Motherhood out of Richard Spencer's backward carcass, thus rendering his evil impotent. And although religion is not often associated with scientific analysis, we can be sure of the following scientific facts, courtesy of the so-called "Fake News."
FACT: In the Independent Florida Alligator, October 17, 2017, I predicted: “This guy, Mr. Spencer, has been overtaken by the alien motherhood,” Miller said to start off the special gathering. “I promise you, the speech that is (supposed) to happen — redemption will occur." SOURCE: http://www.alligator.org/news/tabernacle-of-hedonism-hosts-richard-spencer-exorcism/article_4ac7f3d8-b389-11e7-8960-0b6ca4edbf23.html
FACT: Here is the precise moment he was rendered impotent by Goddess Jamba and the great people living in the Center of the Known Universe:
For example, you may remember when the horrible dickface, Richard Spencer attempted to bring his message of hate and intolerance here to Gainesville, Florida. The Tabernacle was the first to respond. And we did not respond with hate and intolerance in equal measure, we responded with abject absurdity by holding an exorcism (by our resident exorcist, Fodder O'Brien - Courtesy of the Dark Shepherd's Alliance) to remove the evil Alien Motherhood out of Richard Spencer's backward carcass, thus rendering his evil impotent. And although religion is not often associated with scientific analysis, we can be sure of the following scientific facts, courtesy of the so-called "Fake News."
FACT: In the Independent Florida Alligator, October 17, 2017, I predicted: “This guy, Mr. Spencer, has been overtaken by the alien motherhood,” Miller said to start off the special gathering. “I promise you, the speech that is (supposed) to happen — redemption will occur." SOURCE: http://www.alligator.org/news/tabernacle-of-hedonism-hosts-richard-spencer-exorcism/article_4ac7f3d8-b389-11e7-8960-0b6ca4edbf23.html
FACT: Here is the precise moment he was rendered impotent by Goddess Jamba and the great people living in the Center of the Known Universe:
You can read all about how it all began in Noel LeRoux's Gainesville Downtown Column here:
http://www.gainesvilledowntown.com/2017/10/tabernacle-of-hedonism-set-to-for-spencer-exorcism/
The power of prayer combined with absurdist ideology is a powerful force in the prayer-filled absurdist nightmare we currently find ourselves in. As it stands now, the Reverend Angeldust's Tabernacle of Hedonism is perhaps the most ordinary and normal thing you can do on a Wednesday night. And it is in this regard that I invite you to Church this Wednesday night for Edible BP Oil Spill Fish Hat Night. Not entirely coincidentally, it is also Wahoo's birthday and he may have fetish vampire and werewolf books, as well as his photography book and a book on how to not lose your shirt when buying a new car. He'll have these for sale, along with his new T-Shirt designs. So please join me, your humble host, and the Reverend Angeldust and learn to be so fucking absurd that you blend right into the now!
Here's the FaceBook page for this week's show with all the details: www.facebook.com/events/214313239188662/
http://www.gainesvilledowntown.com/2017/10/tabernacle-of-hedonism-set-to-for-spencer-exorcism/
The power of prayer combined with absurdist ideology is a powerful force in the prayer-filled absurdist nightmare we currently find ourselves in. As it stands now, the Reverend Angeldust's Tabernacle of Hedonism is perhaps the most ordinary and normal thing you can do on a Wednesday night. And it is in this regard that I invite you to Church this Wednesday night for Edible BP Oil Spill Fish Hat Night. Not entirely coincidentally, it is also Wahoo's birthday and he may have fetish vampire and werewolf books, as well as his photography book and a book on how to not lose your shirt when buying a new car. He'll have these for sale, along with his new T-Shirt designs. So please join me, your humble host, and the Reverend Angeldust and learn to be so fucking absurd that you blend right into the now!
Here's the FaceBook page for this week's show with all the details: www.facebook.com/events/214313239188662/
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